Monday, September 28, 2009

Life

I realize that I haven't posted in over a month but life has been too busy to blog. I promise that I will do a catch-up one very soon. So much has happened over the past 6 months. However, I do want to share a bit of what I live with daily....


Amy - Maddie, why is there an almost empty milk carton on our rug?

Maddie - I was thirsty so I just opened the milk and drank it from the carton.

Amy - OK, well why is there milk all over the hard wood floor?

Maddie - Because I drank it so fast that it spilled out of my mouth when I was walking with it.

Amy - Then you should clean it up off the floor and please don't drink from the carton. Use a cup.

Maddie then grabs a nice pillow off the couch and uses it to wipe the milk up off the floor.

Maddie - there you go mom. It's all done

I was speechless after that.



Amy - Lauren what would you like for lunch today?

Lauren - 2 pieces of white bread, cheese, and American Whip (miracle whip) with no crust, 10 chips, and a juice box. Oh yea, and one more thing. I want you to bring it to me so I can watch a show and eat lunch. It would also be really great if you would rub my feet. They hurt from standing.

Amy - Yes, your majesty, Is there anything else I can do for you today?

What kind of princess have I been raising??

Then there is Parker....He is starting to show interest in using the bathroom. I bought him a small toilet and he used it for the first time last night. We were all so proud of him. GOOD JOB BUDDY!! Let's hope this is the beginning of the end of diapers. Wouldn't that be great!!??