Too good to be true!!

For the first time in a long time, all three of my children are sleeping and it is about 3 o'clock in the afternoon. Too good to be true!! Something is going on.....and it goes like this. Parker wakes and is screaming. I go in to find him in barf and a diaper overflowing with diarrhea. Next to wake is Maddie telling me her tummy hurts. I run her a barf bucket and she fills it good while filling her pants and the same time. Too runny to control. Finally, Lauren comes out of her room with barf all over her face and in her hair. I quickly put her in the shower where her other end also explodes. Meanwhile, Maddie is in the other shower cleaning herself up and screaming for me to come and help her. I wonder how long this bug will last? When am I going to get it? Who will take care of me (yea right!!) Is my washer going to be able to keep up with all the bodily fluids? I hope I can find a washer to wash my washer when we are all done with this!! Graphic....yes but the details of motherhood are so wonderful. At this point, I am just glad I only have 3 children. Our house now smells like a toilet. Oh Joy!! Oh yea, one other thing. We have company staying with us. Good thing it is grandma. Isn't she lucky to be visiting at a time like this??